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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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monkeyspark 6

Monday 17 August 2009 20:06

Incest: a game the whole familly can play.

FordPrefect 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:08

Did your balls touch?

Comments

monkeyspark 6

Monday 17 August 2009 20:06

Incest: a game the whole familly can play.

Kaplowitz 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:20

sounds like the start of a porno! edit: that wasnt meant to be a reply, but w.e

that_guy321 2

Monday 17 August 2009 20:25

you might not have meant for it to be a reply, but it actually worked well, with what you replied to btw, i find the name rather funny

F_fatchick_lives 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:09

He just wanted to joust with his dad :)

Monado 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:39

You, 39, win this page.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:54

Lordy, 39, I have people sleeping! You made me almost choke trying to keep my laughter quiet.

_Akward_ 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:43

Coming soon, to a family near you.

youandme4ever_fml 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:05

yay!

FordPrefect 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:08

Did your balls touch?

hecuva 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:19

Or rather, did you touch each other's balls?

GluttunousQueen 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 19:46

or rather, did you enjoy it and start getting inappropriate with each other?

IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:00

that was pretty weird. especially since it's his dad, not cause it was undoubtedly gay.

winnyshreds 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:08

oh man thats ****** up FYL

LoveAlways27 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:09

Akward !!

imtheman920 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:57

Nobody here knows how to spell awkward. Its not awkard or akward. OP: Shouldn't your dad be at work?

123sploosh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:58

here not hear. you moronic hypocritical land mass.

reapfml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:16

what?

nikktherocker 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:25

that made no sense. you fail, sir. the original poster did intend, and did correctly use that form of here. here –adverb 1. in this place; in this spot or locality (opposed to there ): Put the pen here. 2. to or toward this place; hither: Come here. hear –verb (used with object) 1. to perceive by the ear: Didn't you hear the doorbell? Q.E.D, suck it.