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By ALO - 21/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML

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By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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You deserved it 141

By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 12:30 - India - Moradabad

Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 512

You deserved it 61

Rationalization

By Anonymous - 28/04/2021 02:00

Today, I'm getting divorced because I found out that my husband of 17 years cheated on me when I was pregnant, all 3 times. He also had a year-long relationship with another woman, but, "it doesn't count because she knew I wasn't going to leave you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 357

You deserved it 129

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

By LolaBell - 24/04/2015 14:12 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

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You deserved it 2 232

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 126

You deserved it 105

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

By pkz - 31/01/2010 02:11 - France

Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 118

You deserved it 2 914

That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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You deserved it 3 397

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Top comments

the_catherine 9

Tuesday 21 January 2020 7:24

In some way, the worst part is that he’s not even sure about the real number...

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 21 January 2020 8:20

I'd reccomend getting tested... and maybe a divorce

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 January 2020 7:09

Hey, at least you don't have to worry about the "other woman" -- there are so many!! And by the way you worded it, there might be some dudes in his harem.

the_catherine 9

Tuesday 21 January 2020 7:24

In some way, the worst part is that he’s not even sure about the real number...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 January 2020 8:41

He probably is and the real number is way higher than the range.

the_catherine 9

Tuesday 21 January 2020 9:24

True, that is very much possible.

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 21 January 2020 8:20

I'd reccomend getting tested... and maybe a divorce

icecreamisrad 13

Tuesday 21 January 2020 12:41

Bye. I’m so sorry this happened to you. **** hiiiim

123Puppy 33

Tuesday 21 January 2020 14:38

I hope divorce papers will be given to him.

yellow minion 14

Tuesday 21 January 2020 17:46

you should get tested for stds

invisiblefacts 1

Tuesday 21 January 2020 20:10

Sad. I would get tested. If you caught anything Fast your ass off. Water and dry fast will cure it.

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 21 January 2020 20:36

how did you not know...

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 22 January 2020 0:37

We can all keep secrets. It's not difficult.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 22 January 2020 1:13

cheating that often and for that long is difficult to keep under wraps unless you're paying for it. Even then, you have to either explain missing money or keep a secret source of income under wraps for just as long.

bbfyso 10

Tuesday 21 January 2020 22:48

I am so sorry this happened to you. People seem to find it funny. It is beyond painful. There are many support groups online and on facebook. Use them!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 22 January 2020 0:39

OP, your husband is a dirty, dirty ****. Get tested, lawyer the **** up, and take him for everything he's got.

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, the woman I love, who rejected me countless times, got a boyfriend. Bitter about it, I post on my Instagram Story: “I could have been your love bug, but apparently you’re into roaches.” She posted a story of them kissing, saying, “I love my roach so much!” FML

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Today, I received an invitation to a Happy Hour happening tomorrow. It's at 6 a.m. How am I supposed to drink at 6 a.m.? FML

I agree, your life sucks 670

You deserved it 203

Today, I figured out the bank account my mom set up for me is actually a joint account, and she gets half the money I deposit. I have been putting money in there for 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 567

Today, I checked for the third time this week if my package that 'arrived' five days ago had been found. Not only was it a different employee at the concierge desk, meaning I had to explain everything again, but they told me the same bullshit about how it's "not their fault". The package is my new phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 766

You deserved it 324

Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML

I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 147

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

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Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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