Accident, Cops and Transportation: Adding insult to injury

Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 435

You deserved it 4 070

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 111

You deserved it 10 269

By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 631

Pile up

By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 378

You deserved it 2 932

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 994

You deserved it 24 005

By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 2 225

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 614

You deserved it 72 762

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 147

You deserved it 3 487

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 769

By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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You deserved it 4 134

Why would I do that to me?

By car keyer - 02/12/2013 06:41 - United States - Mary Esther

Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML

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You deserved it 54 778

Grimmerie 31

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:04

at least you look young!

stephanie911_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:05

You really didn't need that drink anyways. ( :

Comments

Bk130 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:34

Will the car be alright at least?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 13:49

No, it won't. It was a *total* loss.

Kelita 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 10:01

uuuuuummmmm ok.............and..............

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 10:08

Just be happy you weren't seriously injured in the accident.

xxfezxx 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 10:35

I'm with this person at least you can still walk right?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 14:27

I agree but keep in mind that a relatively minor accident can total a car. A friend of mine drove over a kerb and scraped a lamppost (he was sober). It somehow tilted the axle on his car and his side panel was dinged all along the side. He was even able to drive the car home and had no injuries. The car was still declared a total loss by the insurance company.

smashgrab 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:42

Kerb? Wtf is a kerb?

ShrukiantheMad 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 10:46

Take one of your freinds ID's who looks simillar to you and then go buy beer and get piss drunk at home without the chance of hurting anyone on the drive back.

blitz426 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 11:42

haha sucks for u

Zebidee 8

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:18

Funny - I saw this FML going a completely different way at first - that the cops forgot to breath test you at the scene, and came back to do it after you started drinking. In that case, YDI for not being as interesting as I'd hoped.

sunnysurfchick 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:21

it was't a mistake cops are the biggest creeps out there. He probably shot off a couple while looking at it. wipe it off with lysol wipes when you get it back