Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2010 14:46 - United States

Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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It wasn't me

By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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Likalotbear 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:11

Not your fault. You didn't know.

eastmanwolf 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

Well then she should have updated her I.D.

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inevitable408 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:09

Damn dude, that's f'd up.. hahah.. Dang, she probably offed herself that night.

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Friday 20 August 2010 7:01

FHerL man that sucks.

gojira666 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:06

Whoa. Thats hardcore.

Poison93_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:10

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truelyawesome 0

Monday 15 March 2010 8:21

it's his job!!! what she expect? get a new picture

Daniel_great 0

Friday 9 April 2010 8:37

don't just judge people?!?!? u moron wats he supposed to do? "ok this looks nothin like you" hmmm go ahead in

CitizenSnipz 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:37

Some people just don't think about it from OP's PoV.  It's not yer fault, you didn't know!

hutch66 13

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:32

Is OP supposed to expect that everyone gets into bad car wrecks that disfigure their face. It's definitely not OP's fault.

rampersaud 10

Friday 31 August 2012 7:05

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thecreepypotato 0

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:55

You're **

SynysterNero 20

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:12

You dumbass he was doing his job. What's he supposed to say? "Oh you look nothing like your I'd but go on in."

yungmumma88 10

Monday 29 September 2014 3:02

its his JOB to judge people like that! However the wisecrack was uncalled for. a simple statement that the pic doesn't look like her so more id is required would have been sufficient.

Xx_Slayer_xX 22

Tuesday 24 March 2015 23:16

*Chuckles* You should check your spelling before you insult someone on their intelligence. You did not use the proper You're, and you didn't really get Offense right either. What do I know though.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 15 September 2016 7:10

#268 The irony is killing me.

Likalotbear 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:11

Not your fault. You didn't know.

alyssamayfry 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:11

awhh, that's so sad! :(

imynk 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

how did he even remotely deserve that? if you worked as a bartender you'd do the same thing it's his job to do that.

eastmanwolf 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

Well then she should have updated her I.D.

GelliE212 7

Monday 9 January 2012 1:06

Wow. I feel bad for her. But u it's not like u knew and intentionally tried to hurt her feelings. :(

PhantomMask 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

You didn't know, what can you do. But she was probably on a lot of medicine so why should she go to a bar?

ParisMilton93 15

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:48

Just because she was in a car accident doesn't necessarily mean she is "on a lot of medicine"...it could have happened months ago. So she has every right to go to a bar and even if she was on medication why shouldn't she go out and have a good time with her friends in a bar?

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Sunday 2 February 2014 13:33

Either way, OP was doing their job as a bouncer. You saying you'd let some girl into a bar who looks nothing like her I.D.? I don't know too much about the rules in other countries, but if OP was an Australian bouncer, then he's required to ask for I.D. if a person looks under 25, and the drinking age is 18. So by that logic regardless of country the girl OP carded must have looked young, leading him to believe a fake I.D. especially with a different looking photo. I feel sorry for the girl, but also for OP for getting caught in such an uncomfortable situation for doing his job. He may have been slightly callous or arrogant in how he said it, but he's a bouncer, not a shop assistant, he's allowed to be

ben26_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:14

how were you supposed to know you were just doing your job i wouldnt worry about it

plethora 3

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:14

#2: It's the OP's job to "judge people like that". If someone presents with an ID photo that looks nothing like them, the odds are higher that it's a fake than that the person was horribly disfigured in a car crash.

fhchick 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:14

How on earth can people say he deserves it?! He works at a bar, do you know how many people he has to deal with that have fake IDs. The girl should have gotten a new ID if her face was that messed up.