Advice time

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 10:02 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0

haha!! grandmas... u gtta love em xD lmao

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HeeeB21 0

u should of ask her if they still swallowed back then, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't talk anymore about it

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spikey818 9

grandma still got it

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HeeeB21 0

u should of ask her if they still swallowed back then, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't talk anymore about it

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ZombieBunnies 0

Did she give you the skinny on anal? Maybe a few tips on licking the kitty or riding the meat pole? If not suck it up! Dont let the knitting fool ya, Old women are sexual freaks.

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hjrn 0

how cute. lol. just tell people she is senile.

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kyliebeatriz08 0

weird......old people normally are not so open minded bout sex..FYL

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perdix 29

What a perfect venue for your "talk" since most of your sexual encounters will be anonymous ones with random hobos in the bus station bathroom. When it's your turn to catch, supply your hobo with one of your condoms. Hobos think rolled up newspaper is good enough, but I'm sure Grandma touched on that.

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BigLostBear 0

perdix your comment made me gag a little in my mouth, have you seen the hobos in NY? *shivers* it's disgusting.

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perdix 29

Yeah. But British hobos have that cool accent, so they'll sound classy when they are boning the OP.

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ZombieBunnies 0

Shower knobs? An owl? Crappy Morse Code? I give up.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

You're lucky. My grandmother nearly cut me off when I got married, because " I didn't marry the right guy." Supposedly God told her the first names of everyone her grandkids will marry, and my husband didn't make the cut. She also told my sister not to join the Air Force because "all the women just get raped."

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