Scary and Kids: Affectionate, huh?

Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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subwaysurfers 13

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:23

If it's so normal, start doing that to you your mom. She'll see how 'normal' it is.

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:23

Make an amateur horror movie out of it and become rich.

Comments

Harpy20 24

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:26

Sounds like demon spawn.

carry_on 19

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:27

If she can turn her head 360 degrees then it's time to call in a priest...

10showgirl 16

Monday 11 February 2013 4:26

It's time to call one in anyway lol

loohoozuuhuur 13

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:33

Chuckies bride!

Bibliovore 26

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:38

How old is your sister, OP? Does she ever try this on anyone else (including your mother), or only on you? If this happens while you're watching the kid, can you tell your mother you refuse to do so any more if your mother won't give her any consequences for her misbehavior?

chelsearenaeee 16

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:41

What exactly are her intentions when she catches you? That's what I want to know

AssTard 15

Monday 11 February 2013 3:39

I am also curious, but I have a feeling that OP wouldn't have written this had that happened.

BubbleGrunge 18

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:43

She sounds like a brat; someone needs some discipline!

ICastillo 24

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:44

Take the mallet away from her and give her a little bop on the head so she knows how it feels.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 10 February 2013 20:27

All while sing: Little bunny Foo Foo Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And bopping 'em on the head

capnbzarr 43

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:45

How about you confiscate the mallet?

WolfAtTheDoor 7

Sunday 10 February 2013 19:57

You have my sympathy, my sister used to chase me with a knife. Siblings can be awful and your sister is crossing the line between normal sibling rivalry and potential domestic assualt. Your mom needs to discipline her. The mallet should go mysteriously "missing"...

vc1990 5

Sunday 10 February 2013 21:54

That depends on how old she is, if she is like 5 or 6 and is doing it because she saw Tom chase Jerry with a mallet on Cartoon Network it is NOWHERE near domestic assault. If she is 15 or 16 and doing it out of anger and with intent to cause injury, then it is domestic assault

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 11 February 2013 8:59

I thought of the possibility of locking up the mallet, but if she's psychotic enough, she'll upgrade her potential murder weapon. The options are limited on this one, bub...