Ah, young love…

By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

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Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
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jess6blondie9 2

Haha aww. All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.

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insanesna1l 0

and in Australia it's pronounced "Beer"

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RyanMacVey 17

at least you havnt got the worst 5 brothers on earth like me.... no wonder my gf dumped me ):

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dunner12 0

#18 your ex GF told me that of you and all your brothers you had the biggest Wang. there's a bright side to every story.

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attatood 8

give the dude a break, huh? His FML was kinda funny and it wasn't like he was doing it on purpose. No need to make him feel like crap.

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illmatic2 16

62- Shut up. This is FML; this kind of stuff is to be expected. If you can't take it the you probably shouldn't be here.

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TayonaC 10

...and how did that conversation come up??

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TayonaC 10

that was to 41 ^_^

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justalilrandom2 4

Your gf may have dumped you for your FML screen name, alternatively it could have been because she found you in bed with her brother. Just my two cents.

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attatood 8

#65... right. It's so easy to take your crap seriously while you are playing with your nipples in your profile pic.

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kennababy 0

you guys calm the heck down! it's one FML that sounded a little wrong and your STILL giving him crap about it? get over it.

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illmatic2 16

Hey, there's nothing wrong with playing with your nipples.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

maybe she dumped you because your username is gayboii. just a thought...

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mzfoxy31 0

Doing something like that?! U deserve to be laughed at!!!! Hahahaha!!! WTH? Y would u do that and how the hell did ur parents find out??!!! Lmaooooo!!!!! sry, cnt help it!

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Agiggleaday 0

Oh did I offend the 14 year old?

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boomsupersonic 0

It was when he was young. Most people do weird things when they're younger. We all have stories of that nature, I'm sure.

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SnailLife 3

That no different from what u do now

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mystrylady 0

what a creeper!

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prince122 0

he blows up when he gets close to people?

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hollowaybrady34 6

Minecraft failed pun.

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prince122 0

hey...**** u i liked it... espicially how he said creeper not creep.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

So? At least now you can tell her you had friends when you were younger instead of being the village loser.

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boomsupersonic 0

Sounds like an interesting puppet show... ;)

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bandaid52 0

wow u did what when u were younger??

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dunner12 0

LOL, when he talked back to you did you choke him or just beat him?

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TinyDude 10

he fapped to the beat

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kennababy 0

hahaha :) dont worry :) all parents are embarrassing! my mom always tells my boyfriend weird things about me

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