Ah, young love…

By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

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Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 998
You deserved it 10 483

Same thing different taste

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Haha aww. All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.

and in Australia it's pronounced "Beer"

Comments

bet she did worse things wit herself when she was younger

sweetiffany 0

You should put on a show for your girlfriend! I bet she would enjoy it!

malia974 0

Is this the same guy who got caught by his mom when he was having a pep-talk with his penis?

LOLbomb 1

What did you name the puppet? Peter?

boomsupersonic 0
kingtz 6

I named mine "king kong". You know, because it was BIG and angry.

boomsupersonic 0

Interesting... Now all the guys are giving their penis puppets names.

prince122 0

hhmmm mine will be named prince...caus i treat him like royality.

Haha, oh gosh. Sounds like something my parents will do to my brother someday. Only...he doesn't do that. Yet. o.O

TinyDude 10

he does it ;D juz hasnt got caught yet.

Haha, possible. 9 year olds are crazy beings.

say something that ur parents did that's embarassing

Iamkeaten 0

that's great hahahahha I'm glad that's never happened to me.