By mugged - 20/03/2011 20:29 - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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bigmarkie2 3

The mugger just may have been a dog whisperer :p

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Agiggleaday 0

Apples are yummy. I'd choose the apple too :D

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mendozaale 0

ya i would choose the apple too... i cant save lives on a empty tummy :)

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aussie_gemini 5

my dog wouldn't go for the apple... unless the apple was mugging me!

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LOLbomb 1

Hey apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple! What!? Dog!

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RyGan 0

Of course he would. Apples are pretty darn tasty

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xdannyx117x 0

lol so ur getting mugged and there just happens to be an apple which your dog chose over helping u , attack of the random apples fyl

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runepop 0

ur dog, is a douchebag. lmao

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memo619 0

that dog knows his priorities it'd be epic if it was a chihuahua, I can just imagine him trying to bite the robbers leg

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Adorlee 11

You should see my chihuahua. Super annoying and feisty

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L3Paparazzo 7

lmfaoo prob not as annoying as my cat, she sleeps eat and whines.

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DillonUSMC 0

those little dogs are freaking vicious

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morgan320 0

Imagine that kinda dog trying to bite the apple.

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carcinogan 0

hey 35...nice ink devil dog!

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paprikacha 9

@35 They also don't seem to understand how small they are. They are the measly, inebriated punk with inflated bravado of the dog world. :D

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MostDope_fml 7

very yummy! can't blame the dog! lol

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deputy_g 5

you're face is gross seeing as you don't have a default

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kennababy 0

i know! I probably would have chosen the apple :)

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mintcar 9

You are face is gross...?

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EmoGiana 0

I am allergic to apples! >:( I hate you all!

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EmoGiana 0

You make no sense strange man I don't know.

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tulsafml 0

No I don't!!! don't stereotype me okay!!!

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qtips402 7

thats why you buy a cat :D between the apple and the mugger he chooses to leave

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qtips402 7

pfft dont be pessimist xD at least the cat wont get hurt

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Agiggleaday 0

95, your pic is awesome :)

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BabyLuis 0

# 50 i love that picture its fkin pissin me off

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Zomg_Okay 26

Was the dog aware you were in danger? Mine goes off the handle if someone he knows is in danger - but not if he doesn't realise we're in danger.

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nikki9tails 3

I was thinking the same thing if they were casually talking or I guess casually getting mugged I don't think they would notice danger. sorry to hear that Op

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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freakin_rican96 0

hahahahaha that's MADD....I mean angry true!

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MyNameIsntFalco 3

Not surprised, he must of made that agreement earlier with the dog.

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wisericky 12

dress up in an apple outfit and your dog will be super loyal, or try to eat you...

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SmallyBigs 9

11 and 25's default.... boneriffic.

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

25, holy crap, you got a little(big) somethin' on you chest! those are freaking huge!

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

25, you got a little(big) somethin' on your chest! those are freaking huge!

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SmallyBigs 9

That's a nice pair of apples...

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chlobo13 0

woww guys haha I like tht word "boneriffic". Nice ring to it. xD

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