Alcohol ain't no joke
By WellPlayedMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By WellPlayedMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Parenting at its finest.
And most passive aggressive.
I have to ruin the perfect 123 likes
wtf does an op even means?
original poster
Oh... SMACK DAT BITCH
still his mom dumbass
Yeah, smack your mother! Because that's such a good idea!
jeez guys don't thumb him down its a joke
47 - Doesn't mean it was a good joke.
No one on this site gets a joke when it's in the comments.
No, we understand all these jokes perfectly fine, but it doesn't necessarily mean you won't get downvoted for saying a bad joke.
Mad max mother
Despite grounding you well, "well grounded" is not a phrase I'd use to describe your mother.
20 - But OP was the one who was grounded well.
Why does this have so many downvotes?
My guess: people HATE antimetaboles, which are bits of rhetoric in which a sequence of words appears twice, but the order is reversed the second time. E.g. "I know what I like, and I like what I know." Or it's the fact that humor is entirely subjective… ;P
Nah man, humor isn't subjective. There's an FML god that watches over the comments and determines which are funny and which aren't.
Damn, that level of passive aggressive is almost an artform. It would be impressive if it wasn't disturbing.
As a parent it is inconceivable to me that people treat their children that way. Stay strong and It is my hope for you that you fill your life with people who care about you and treat you with honesty and respect. Peace to you.
I'm sorry but what do you mean by years of grounding.
Probably getting grounded several times over the period of a few years.
Oh I thought it ment like she list something and was grounded for a year
That is toxic as ****, OP. Cut her out of your life asap
Kinda difficult when OP still lives at home
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Parenting at its finest.
Your mom is a freaking douche. I'm sorry OP!