Kids, Drunk and Parents: Alcohol ain't no joke - FML

Alcohol ain't no joke

By WellPlayedMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually lose anything. Instead, my mom drunkenly admitted to tossing my stuff away and then punishing me for it whenever she was mad at me. FML

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chuka81 27

Wednesday 24 August 2016 16:04

Parenting at its finest.

airdude25 18

Wednesday 24 August 2016 16:08

Your mom is a freaking douche. I'm sorry OP!

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BloodyGlass 10

Tuesday 30 August 2016 10:35

So, you have no more contact with this horrible twat.

manuwish 9

Saturday 3 September 2016 20:37

Get a friend with a normal family to foster you and explain your situation to the concerned authorities(being abused and endangered by an alcoholic parent) go live with good people, be good in school and make a life that you can be proud of. Don't look back, if someday you feel capable of it, write her a letter (without giving your address, them crazy bitches are hard to loose, even years later) where you forgive her for all she's done to you, and move on with your life..don't let her break you OP! You are precious and deserve to be loved, and have a chance in life! She is trying to spoil your life out of jealousy because you still have a real chance and she ****** up her own, with alcohol. Take care OP, and know that you never deserved those bad treatments and she had no right to do them..karma will fall hard on her.

OneGuySixDemons 23

Monday 16 January 2017 20:55

What the hell?!

rick 10

Thursday 10 March 2022 23:02

Get a new mother

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 12 March 2022 21:48

Why would you be grounded for losing your OWN stuff?

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