Kids, Drunk and Parents: Alcohol ain't no joke - FML

Alcohol ain't no joke

By WellPlayedMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually lose anything. Instead, my mom drunkenly admitted to tossing my stuff away and then punishing me for it whenever she was mad at me. FML

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chuka81 27

Wednesday 24 August 2016 16:04

Parenting at its finest.

airdude25 18

Wednesday 24 August 2016 16:08

Your mom is a freaking douche. I'm sorry OP!

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Chimpo45 3

Thursday 25 August 2016 12:53

Archer is that you?

caliguy08 17

Thursday 25 August 2016 17:05

That's messed up

sparky82 11

Thursday 25 August 2016 18:20

and the Mother of the Year award goes to...

mmehosky 6

Thursday 25 August 2016 20:00

how the hell did this guy deserve it?

roverman89 3

Friday 26 August 2016 0:51

Your mother sucks

mermaidgirle 12

Friday 26 August 2016 14:56

OP, I hope you can find a good therapist that you can trust and

mermaidgirle 12

Friday 26 August 2016 14:59

OP, I wish you the best in this. It's passive aggressive, it's mental/emotional abuse. I hope you can find a good therapist that you can trust and confide in until you can remove yourself from that toxic situation.

nitsud82 14

Friday 26 August 2016 19:20

your mom is a bitch, sorry op.

Brindilles 14

Saturday 27 August 2016 5:30

/RBN/ anyone?

edward_cooper 10

Sunday 28 August 2016 15:15

so are you calling the child abuse helpline or should i do it!!

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