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Alert!

By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 603

You deserved it 4 070

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 855

You deserved it 51 893

Make it stop

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 938

You deserved it 1 926

The chase

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 347

You deserved it 4 254

By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 231

You deserved it 2 328

By rimjob - 20/02/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 849

You deserved it 43 002

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 699

You deserved it 41 767

By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 784

You deserved it 54 240

By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 247

You deserved it 140

By WTF - 07/03/2011 09:19

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 089

You deserved it 3 069

Yappy neighborhood

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 14:00

Today, I don't think my neighbours realize that, by getting that dog they have been wanting, they ruined the peace and quiet of the entire neighbourhood, consisting of ten houses. I'm the person underneath whose window that dog barks every day - mostly when I'm either trying to fall asleep or wanting to sleep in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 689

You deserved it 379

immaMonsta 8

Monday 5 March 2012 18:54

Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.

ajeyness 10

Monday 5 March 2012 18:54

Your dog alarm is faulty

Comments

C94_ 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 4:01

shuldve thrown a stone at it

ankoku 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 4:42

Don't throw a rock, a single pump on a BB gun is a slight pinch that is guaranteed not to break the skin I know from experience that it takes at least 3 pumps at point blank thanks to my friend that shot me in the leg.. but even that didn't hurt much!

rdrr 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:18

Maybe he wanted the bacon in the fridge, you know the maple kind.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:48

another reason why i can't stand dogs.

Clarese 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:55

Not a very respectful neighbour! If you have a dog you need to remember that your neighbours may not have a dog and don't wanna listen to yours. That's just rude of your neighbour.

jordan19646774 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:17

Maybe there was a robber he just had a cloak of invisibility?

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:23

It's a dog, they bark. Invest in some earplugs.

pulse18 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 11:55

Wait, so this was an FML because your car WASN'T stolen?

arvale8802 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:14

Ha! When I was staying over at my dads house alone, there was a dog barking at 1:30/2am. I was also paranoid thinking a murder could be occurring or something. So I called the cops..... The neighbors were just trying to get their dog to scare away a skunk