Dogs and Animals: The chase

The chase

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 347

You deserved it 4 254

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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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You deserved it 41 771

By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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You deserved it 4 155

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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You deserved it 5 803

By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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You deserved it 4 176

By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 047

Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:01

That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.

DarthFurby 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:03

Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of when my neighbor tried to get me to help catch her Chihuahuas at 5 in the morning.

Comments

Soybean254 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:00

hahaha your mom is awesome

Secret_Fire_King 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:57

YDI for keeping your dog in the basement ?!

Adorable_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 7:39

Honestly, how? How is that wrong at all? The dog could be out and about all other times, but their kennel is in the basement for nighttime, so they don't run amuck in the house unsupervised. But, nope, the OP obviously deserves to have to get up and run at 4:30 in the morning. I swear, people just try to look for "YDI"s for no apparent reason. I don't understand.

alexFYL 11

Monday 18 January 2010 19:19

I think the only solution to this is that #40 doesn't know what a basement is.

Secret_Fire_King 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:55

Well, I don't have a basement.. But, I just keep the dog outside..

Halive 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:44

YOU DESERVED IT FOR KEEPING YOUR DOG IN THE BASEMENT Dumbass

DeltaDragonxx 20

Thursday 15 October 2015 23:04

40, my dog prefers the basement over anywhere

chaos753159 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:01

second

Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:01

That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.

Gokushivum 11

Saturday 26 April 2014 0:00

We'll if it was their dog it would of got away

rhyspiecesno8 18

Saturday 9 July 2016 22:52

Yea that makes sense. Check the house when you see a dog that looks identical to yours running down the street

Soybean254 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:02

oh forgot to be an asshole FIRST!!!!!

DarthFurby 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:03

Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of when my neighbor tried to get me to help catch her Chihuahuas at 5 in the morning.

daydreamstar 7

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:06

LOLOL what a great april fools joke! ill have to keep that in mind!!

anela_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:06

lol we let our dog run he always comes back. sucks for you

saranottelling 7

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:07

I know how that goes, OP. When my old dog was a puppy he found his way out of the house and ran down the street. It took us awhile to catch him. At least you did a good deed and caught your neighbor's dog.