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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
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immaMonsta 8

Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.

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neverdrinkSODA 12

neighbors need to control their dogs. people that let them bark like that are very inconsiderate

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PenguinSwag47 0

Your picture makes me want to poop in my pants and curl up in the fetal position simultaneously.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

And as soon as you look away, someone steals your car.

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rubberduckie94 13

I am a firm believer that if you are going to have a dog it should be inside. Your neighbors are inconsiderate to you and their pooch.

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kimmi41509 10

I have an old lady neighbor who constantly leaves her dog out, and it barks from midnight-5 am every night. I want to die.

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Brutalitus 2

I take it you wanted your car to be stolen?

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atomicmrpelly 2

Today I woke up, looked outside and found that my car hadn't been stolen. FML.

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leogirl95 12

At least you know the dog will be there if your car does get stolen

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RoseCrystal 17

fmylife.com Learning valuable lessons, one post at a time

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jojoboy 0

Your cars not stolen.. go back to bed.. Put a pillow on your head.. Boom sleep. Why is this an FML I was expecting the dog to be stealing his car

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phatway12 13

Exactly, this is stupid. Life is horrible because a dog is barking...? Wow...

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