Love and Break-ups: Alexa, play "Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend" by Pet Shop Boys

Alexa, play "Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend" by Pet Shop Boys

By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend went back to her ex for the fourth time. I don’t know why I keep going back knowing that will happen, but… FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 22:00

Today, my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend met each other. I don’t know how but they’re currently both getting on splendidly, while being mad at me like I’m the enemy of all womankind and should be castrated without delay. I want to go home. FML

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By husks - 12/04/2011 04:08

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

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By swimfaned - 09/01/2015 11:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

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By restraining orders are just paper - 20/03/2021 23:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML

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Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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There there

By Anonymous - 03/10/2023 00:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after I dated a girl for 4 years and she'd left me for another man, she came back about a week later bawling on my bathroom floor. I comforted and held her, thinking she may have realized she'd made a mistake, only for her to say how much she loved him the whole time. I hate myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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I need some me time

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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Like spinning plates

By Neill - 15/08/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML

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Get over yourself

By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 20:00 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I found out that the man I’ve been dating for four months still isn’t over his ex and that’s why he doesn’t want to make it official between us. FML

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Sunday 2 June 2024 0:44

That sucks, maybe stop wasting your time, or accept that you're a backup plan and enjoy the FWB while it last.

core01 30

Sunday 2 June 2024 4:51

You need to heal that little kid in you that is desperate for love.

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Brightside86 30

Sunday 2 June 2024 0:44

That sucks, maybe stop wasting your time, or accept that you're a backup plan and enjoy the FWB while it last.

core01 30

Sunday 2 June 2024 4:51

You need to heal that little kid in you that is desperate for love.

Rake 15

Sunday 2 June 2024 7:39

Sounds like he says the same about you

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 3 June 2024 15:07

I was thinking the same thing. She must have left him for OP at least three times.

Hangryko 29

Monday 3 June 2024 2:31

Time to get over them. Block them on everything and move on.

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