By swimfaned - 09/01/2015 11:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh drug her, drive her to a swamp, and feed her body to alligators. Problem solved.

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xoxo_emma 10

Keep on trying for that restraining order. Hopefully you can get it.

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keifman7 17

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xxXadza58Xxx 12

Live your life differently because of a crazy women ?

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Exodiafinder687 58

"Our house?" Are you secretly stalking OPs from this website and living in their houses again? I thought after that last standoff with the SWAT team you had learned your lesson.

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howard007 18

Clearly he is their second stalker :p

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh drug her, drive her to a swamp, and feed her body to alligators. Problem solved.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Experiance my friend.

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Exodiafinder687 58

But then he still has to silence the alligators. So he's got to drug those alligators and take them to another swamp to feed them to more alligators and then it all starts all over again. Murder is a slippery slope to mass alligator cannibalism.

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MrSassypants 32

#13 but it's the only logical solution. It must be done again, and again, and again.

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conman531 23

If the person is drugged, won't that drug the alligators?

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xoxo_emma 10

Keep on trying for that restraining order. Hopefully you can get it.

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miianah1 22

I thought of the exact same show when I read this. I think season 7 is starting on the 13th.

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KayDee29 31

I immediately thought of Ron as well.

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19990231 29

Try to get some proof, or testimony from your ex girlfriend, that would make the judge reconsider.

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foxwasalamb 24

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

16 meant ex girlfriend not ex wife.. and I agree.. if ur ex wife was the cause of your previous break up then your ex girlfriend must still want you op. and like 6 said if u can get enough people to testify against your ex wife then you will get a restraining order. be proactive!

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stupidface15 16

try a hot air balloon; she will never find you if youre in the sky

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Jasim 17

Have you talked to her? She sounds horrible or still in love with you.

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agormley 11

Sorry to hear that OP. In a way it's for the best, someday you'll find someone who'll stay with you no matter, even a crazy exwife!

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teamnikster 9

Different judge? Different lawyer? Move? Restraining order for your spouses? As she's evidently not stalking you, they can't get it against you. But if there's evidence she's stalking your spouses, it's more likely that you'll get a restraining order that way. I'm sorry you have to go through that.

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