Alexa, play "Blue Christmas" by Low

By Anonymous - 15/12/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me unless we get married within a year and have a baby. I don’t negotiate with terrorists but now I’m gonna be single and alone over Christmas, unless I wheedle myself into my brother's Christmas, but I think I’d just ruin it for his family. FML
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Thaylok 17

Also, no sex. Don't put yourself in a situation where you could be trapped by a baby momma.

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JasonThorn 20

I deplore your situation but applaud your decision-making. "Give a mouse a cookie..."

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poopface82 19

Worst case, have a Jewish Christmas - a movie for lunch and Chinese takeout for dinner. Better than spending the rest of your life in a hostage situation.

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JasonThorn 20

I deplore your situation but applaud your decision-making. "Give a mouse a cookie..."

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Thaylok 17

Also, no sex. Don't put yourself in a situation where you could be trapped by a baby momma.

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