Na.

#19: What does sodium have to do with the FML?

Chemistry major.

He's just paranoid from all that meth he's been smoking. Shit will make ya think the Men In Black are breaking down your doors to snatch your alien cat away. Then when they do get the cat you chase them four blocks back to their hideout and try to jimmy your way back in. When you finally get it you realize they have so many cats! You search and search but you can't find your alien kitty! Someone taps you on the shoulder and asks you what you're doing, but you know they're just trying to trap you in one of their cages, so you free all the cats and rip off your shirt, while screaming obscenities at the agent. But one of them has a taser and knocks you out. Next thing ya know, you're in court for breaking into an animal rescue center... Meth not even once, or twice.. Hell the third times the charm, right? Right!?

#24: Here's a fun little exercise: try to spell your name using the symbols of each element. It's rather interesting when you look at it.

CallMeMcFeeli

I don't know what the **** happened to that last reply of mine, but to paraphrase: 25

Okay. Sorry. My app must be broken.

#25 might have the funniest reply I've ever seen!!

#51 there's no doubt about it

But J isn't in the alphabet

j is in the alphabet. just not the elements

I feel like this is the op whose boyfriend wanted them to start making meth because she was taking chemistry

SUCH Al BrO

Better than him thinking you're a zombie from watching the Walking Dead.

I'm watching breaking bad as we speak

There's a new movie coming out called "How to make money selling drugs". It's very informative. You may wanna check it out.

I was Heisenberg once. Good feeling.

Hahaha good job:D that's exactly what I would do!!!:D

That's epic. I like the way you torment.

idk about most people but breaking bad doesnt make cooking meth sound fun at all to me.

It's more like you get involved in that world while watching it.. And i agree, I'm on 2nd season and it's been nothing but scary so far. What i mean, is to have a skill set that "Heisenberg" has would be so interesting, that if it were me, I'd exploit it, at least out of curiosity.

then get arrested for having a meth lab, seems like a good idea

Provide even more drugs to all the desperate meth addicts on the verge of self destruction? Nice. Got any more bright ideas?

9, you are awesome.

Thanks, 72!

is he a cop too? wtf! #RandomSneekDrugTest

no... he just asked me how I felt about it. I said no of course. I live with my brother while I go to college

53, Was that hashtag really neccessary? This is FML, not Twitter.