Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
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breadfruit 0

If her screaming "John from work who is very explicitly not you, the person with whom I am in a relationship" at ****** wasn't enough, the late night escapades "to play bingo" should have tipped you off.

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chels1994 11

You're better off. No one should have tolerance towards cheaters

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ohmandapants 16

Well maybe all those late nights with her "accountant" should have been a clue...or maybe you are just a very trusting person. Which is good, but OP you have to have some kind of guard up! You let that bitch walk all over you.

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R3dA1ert 0

I feel you dude....smh girls just to scared to tell there bfs! It's all good man life your life to the fullest and keep on truckin

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IrishSoulja 4

Ah women, no matter how badly in the wrong they are, it's still the mans ******* fault

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Just wow. "I want to go to the stoning!" Are you all really this holy? Have none of you ever cheated on a partner? Or had a mind to? Shitloads of statistics and surveys show you to be the minority. As a species humans **** around like there's no tomorrow. That said, kudos to OP for delivering this hilarious gem of attempted role reversal. I've had girls tell me a lot of elaborate fiction to explain how they ended up in someone else's bed that time, but that one was new. (My own attempts in the genre are pitifully lacking in artistic flair...) I know you're in pain, but if the two of you get past the yelling phase, take some time to really discuss your relationship. Whatever you decide to do, that talk will be worth it.

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PixelNoob 11

No decent person cheats on their partner. Vaguely fantasize about it, perhaps, but not actually go through with it. Anyone who can betray someone's trust like that and not feel terrible about it (people like you, it seems) is pathetic and doesn't deserve to be in a relationship. Just because "as a species" humans do it a lot doesn't mean it's right or should be accepted. Maybe I'm just bitter. I know what it's like to be cheated on, and it is the worst feeling I've ever experienced. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy...

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RedPillSucks 31

It's not as common as "everybody does it". People use that phrase to justify being weak about being in a monogamous relationship. I know the argument is that primates and most other mammals are not monogamous, but humans are different in that they *can* rise above the baser animal instincts. I don't have a problem with polygamy as long as everyone is cool with it, but once partners agree to be in a committed monogamous relationship they should hold to that as long as the relationship lasts. If someone doesn't like the agreement, simply agree to break up. Cheating is so unnecessary.

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perdix 29

You need to move on and find a more independent girl. I don't know whether you neglected her too much or she's too needy, but you two don't belong together. The good news is tomorrow is Thanksgiving, so you'll get to see some nice, big breasts and have the chance to lap up some gravy :D

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MisterDoctor 12

She probably has been handed everything in her life, and expects that everything she does is okay. Smh.. females can be so ruthless.

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blink831forever 13

Im sorry OP, I hope you find a better g/f more deserving of you time and is not psycho and that won't cheat on you.

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alival 12

She might b lesbian. And signs of cheating culd b going out late and randomly starting to try to look nicer

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