Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
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breadfruit 0

If her screaming "John from work who is very explicitly not you, the person with whom I am in a relationship" at ****** wasn't enough, the late night escapades "to play bingo" should have tipped you off.

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chels1994 11

You're better off. No one should have tolerance towards cheaters

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Athga 0

Well, you trusted her, like you should have, even though in th end probaly shouldn't have.

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Fylminesawsome 5

Just take her jewellery and cat and get the hell out of there

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awksome 0

*****!! omg did you tell her to see a shrink yet? otherwise she'll start thinking it's normal.. i'd say dump her cheaty ass fast

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texas_redneck88 10

Kick her ass to the curb

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Meme1988 18

Well,its not personal.. Its just because she is stupid

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loserman67 35

Sounds like you are so much better off! And what "signs" was she referring to, ask her which "sign" she meant: A: Her constant cum breath? B: The sudden appearance of vaginal warts? C: The constant anal leakage? D: Her collection of crabs? E: All the dollar bills she suddenly seems to have? F: The line of guys with a handful of change outside of her house day and night? Add your own, be creative. Humiliate this cheating bitch, then dump her sorry ass!

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wolfpack123 0

Sounds like you suck in bed...

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

Aw **** her. You dont deserve a cheater.

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TBfml15 9

I don't know if you mean **** her as in literal or ...

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dubstepfreak123 0

Unlike everyone else i say don't slap her. Just calmly whip your dick out and piss on her belongings then walk out, with a smile!

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RedPillSucks 31

OPs name is Julie...

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ilovebigtimerush 0

That's just plain gross. How would you like it if someone peed on your crap then walked away like nothing happened?!

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U_all_suck 0

That's awesome. Literally piss on her. Hahaha

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