Intimacy: All in the family - FML

All in the family

By notasgood - 12/01/2010 23:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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Mommy's bravest boy

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my ex broke up with me because his mom didn't like me. He was visiting me across the country at the time, and still had a few days left. He had the audacity to still ask to sleep with me. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

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Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

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Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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You deserved it 94

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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Top comments

Anonymous874598 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:36

Actually its good news. Now he has dumped you, you can sleep with his father.

jair_lhao 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:42

well if you liked him enough to date him the. your definitly going to love him as a step father <3 yay u win :)

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purple91 8

Thursday 14 January 2010 8:43

Hahaha. What do you expect when you have a milf for a mum.

cmac86 23

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:33

**** his dad. that would be Jerry springer worthy.

shugacane 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:24

lifee hardd

OreoGrl9091 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:36

wow. what a asshole! **** this dude! he be dumb as hell, no one wants that old ass pussy. lol

masterspawn200 0

Friday 15 January 2010 8:52

******* creeper

hawtie_cassie 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 1:32

wow. I can't imagine. my mom would never do that. plus. my mom isn't the average "couger". plus. I have a bigger chest Han my mom. so a guy wouldn't leave me for her hahaha. weelll fyl

ms_not_so_happy 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:24

ouch!

maxy4321 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:53

S0i

dis_moi 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 23:51

that is so slack. i hope your mum didnt actually sleep with him, if so, she is such a bitch. and i would go ape at her. you should get back at him. sorry that you had to have that happen to you. FYL

koolkat14 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:40

holy shit

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, I realized that I’ve been using the same alarm clock ringtone for so long that I now associate it with pure dread, even when I hear it being used in movies. FML

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Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML

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Today, I was taking a pizza order at work, and had to ask the customer's name. I couldn't quite hear what he said, so rather than asking him to repeat himself, I asked how it was spelled. He gave me a funny look and said, "Um, A.J.?" FML

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Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML

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Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

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