Intimacy: All in the family - FML

All in the family

By notasgood - 12/01/2010 23:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my ex broke up with me because his mom didn't like me. He was visiting me across the country at the time, and still had a few days left. He had the audacity to still ask to sleep with me. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

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Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

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Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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Anonymous874598 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:36

Actually its good news. Now he has dumped you, you can sleep with his father.

jair_lhao 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:42

well if you liked him enough to date him the. your definitly going to love him as a step father <3 yay u win :)

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Unknown_0305 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:59

Lol I have to sing this song stacys mom has got it going on it's all that I want and I waited so long Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me ......

Lulicah 3

Friday 21 October 2011 7:22

I thought that said he could sleep with his own mom without feeling guilty.

dragonstrike94 8

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:52

Threesome

clue_me_in 20

Monday 21 November 2011 2:26

Your mother is a backstabbing bitch, and he's a worthless asshole. Sorry OP.

samanthamordecai 9

Saturday 7 April 2012 6:29

This is some Jerry Springer shit.

beaglegun2009 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:44

MILF!

B5B0N35 18

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:50

wat a dick

FluffyWizdom 15

Sunday 7 April 2013 15:19

wtf is wrong with your mom ?

ManiPaul 6

Saturday 21 September 2013 17:19

I also want your mom. So I'm sorry to say it's over between us also

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 18:13

thats sick and rude!

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