Work, Transportation, New year's day and Holidays: All is quiet on New Year's Day

All is quiet on New Year's Day

By EdwinOEF - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Arab Emirates

Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

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Today, my flight from China to Moscow arrived late, making me miss my next transfer flight back home to Ireland. I had to wait for 24 hours for the next flight, without food vouchers, without a free hotel room, and without a free plane ticket that the airport was suppose to give. FML

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By intrepid_traveller - 19/08/2021 03:01 - Finland - Parola

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Late late flight

By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 06:00

Today, I was waiting at the airport for a flight when I looked down and realised that I had booked the wrong date. Frantically, I tried to rebook the flight, but it was completely sold out. Now, I'm stuck in the airport for the next 24 hours with nothing to do. FML

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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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littlegold 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:16

Feel bad for you. I hope you get money and a room. I wish you the best of luck. Happy new year 2012!

perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:17

Hey, in a few days you'll be in the poorest country in the world, so you'll fit right in. Consider this ordeal as training for your new post.

Comments

isaiahbryant 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:51

Not the richest city. The richest city in 2011 was Zurich, based upon the highest gross earnings. But you could also look at which cities have the most billionaires. I know at one point Moscow did, right in front of NYC, but that may have changed. Or if you look at how many Fortune 500 companies a city has, I believe it is still Tokyo, right ahead of NYC.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 2 January 2012 10:45

Pedant. |the kid|

deimosian 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 23:01

I would be screaming my head off at the credit card company on my phone. Especially if it's AMEX, they should know better. Also would be finding airline baggage people to berate.

brick_man33 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 23:57

pan-handle, I am pretty sure people in dubai have money.

overthedeepend90 3

Monday 2 January 2012 0:16

Aww he definitely didn't deserve it! Poor guy.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 2 January 2012 0:36

Hmm...Destitute in Dubai or get my bollocks blown off in Afghanistan...Tough choice, Eddie...Personally, I'd choose me bollocks over my pride!!

iloveshim 14

Monday 2 January 2012 2:18

But you use your phone to post on FML instead of looking for help? Good Choice

t765234 10

Monday 2 January 2012 4:31

Because he obviously posted this and then threw his device in a lake so it wouldn't... You know what, you're not even worth the sarcasm.

mr_miyagi 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:01

This fml is fake. I live in london and its been well above 0 C for a while

Dabestfmler 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:46

BITCH YOU HAVE INTERNET WTF

suxforyou1225 0

Monday 2 January 2012 9:45

Did you see the fireworks there off the tallest building? Amazing

dansco 24

Monday 2 January 2012 10:25

Yet still can post here so you must either have an Internet ready phone which you could sell or access to a pc which most likely cost money, which you wasted... Happy New Year hobo ;)