All is quiet on New Year's Day
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The real fml here is that op has a job in Afghanistan.
Hmm, if OP is a contractor or a civilian employee of some sort, then there would be no qualms associated with their time in Afghanistan (aside from the threat of bullets and/or explosive weapons), because they make an asston of money out there. |the kid|
But you have internet! Better than nothing. Happy new Year! ;-)
Time to cut a hole in a window and free-climb the Burj Khalifa with a pair of electronically powered climbing gloves that phase in and out of functionality. That will guarantee you pity from at least one Emirati, I'm sure. |the kid|
Oh ****. That so far is the worst FML. So sorry!
Sounds rough. Find a kind soul to help you. I'm sure there has to be someone who works at the airport who would have some advise for you.
Sorry op :/ did you at least get to see the Burj Khalifa fireworks?? :3
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Feel bad for you. I hope you get money and a room. I wish you the best of luck. Happy new year 2012!
Hey, in a few days you'll be in the poorest country in the world, so you'll fit right in. Consider this ordeal as training for your new post.