Ambushed

By sydstreet - 09/04/2012 05:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
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DaKillaMafia 2

Running over them would be just fine.

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ahhbeex 8

I hope you're okay... But next time just stop. Or scream "Aaaahhh" the entire time. They'll move. Trust me.

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guy24 9

How do you do that? Were you too scared to let them help you out of the bush? If they tried.

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ahhbeex 8

I hope you're okay... But next time just stop. Or scream "Aaaahhh" the entire time. They'll move. Trust me.

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RedPillSucks 31

So, this bush you fell into, What was her name?

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littlemsweirdo 12

Guess what else is lame? Your bad grammar.

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ahhbeex 8

You're such a lame-o, even. Go back to school.

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Pelreskovich 11

I'm no commenting professional but that, that comment was so terrible..

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THE_A_TEEN 27

A lame what? Animal? Human? Spaghetti Monster?

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LoveMay 10

20- and ur such a dumb

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DocBastard 38

And he STICKS THE LANDING! Directly in the bush! I can't believe it! Here come the votes from the judges...he gets straight 10's! Except the Australian judge gives him a 9.9. That should be good for the gold medal!

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auzz1_pride 9

What's your point singling out the aussie judge :o

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ipwnallmen 10

OOo ouch, hopefully it wasn't a stickler bush.

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linkinpark98 23

Hopefully it wasn't one of bushes that have those awful, prickly little things. Those are a pain to get out of your clothing. :s

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perdix 29

You're in Texas, so was it George W., George H. W., or Barbara? It's funny you have anxiety about hitting people with your bike, but you are care-free about brazenly violating the law. Ride on the ******* street like you're supposed to!

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gribbles 12

You can actually ride your bike on the sidewalk. Cops do it here all the time. Plus, to ride on the street, you need to have lights on it as well.

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BrotherTheo 31

Although I'm not as pissy about it as Perdix is, he's right. If you're on a bike you shouldn't be on a sidewalk, it's really unsafe. If you're not ready for the streets, practice in an empty park or something. Tons of folks get hurt this way. This aside, panic attacks suck, I'm sorry OP, But...Ya if you're not ready to ride like that then... Don't.

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perdix 29

I would complain about being called "pissy," but that would sound pissy. I just can't win!

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