Intimate moments: Ammo

Ammo

By Ms.rain - 07/12/2018 12:30

Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML

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By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 00:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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You deserved it 153

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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You deserved it 37 027

Double life

By augustpearl - 09/05/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML

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By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 361

By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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You deserved it 3 679

By BetrayedGirl - 13/01/2010 12:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 7 December 2018 12:54

Please make their lives hell. If you don't want to, I will.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Friday 7 December 2018 13:08

On the plus side, it should be easier to get over that guy, because he is a real pos. I hope you cutting off that "best friend" in the process.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 7 December 2018 12:54

Please make their lives hell. If you don't want to, I will.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Friday 7 December 2018 13:08

On the plus side, it should be easier to get over that guy, because he is a real pos. I hope you cutting off that "best friend" in the process.

tibtak 20

Friday 7 December 2018 15:19

Why wouldn’t you take your phone with you to the bathroom to read FML like everyone else? Sounds like a YDI to me...

sparx1_1 12

Friday 7 December 2018 17:41

Leverage? It's not a contest. Guys who think like this don't stop cheating - ever.

TxKitten79 10

Friday 7 December 2018 20:06

Why is he not your EX-boyfriend now?

TxKitten79 10

Friday 7 December 2018 20:07

And as for the "best friend," yeah, not so much a best friend!

fjvitt 14

Friday 7 December 2018 21:46

He definitely has been using something against your best friend...

tounces7 27

Friday 7 December 2018 22:47

Given the actions of both your best friend and your boyfriend, perhaps you need to reevaluate what you look for in people that you let be close to you.