Love: An attempt was made

An attempt was made

By Nofatforme - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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By Giden - 18/07/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML

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Skin deep

By John D - 01/08/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I saw a friend’s Instagram post. She's lost so much weight since the last time I saw her, so I slid in her DMs hoping to score a date. It was going quite well until I asked her out and she responded, “You’re only asking me out because I’m skinny now, right? You’re barking up the wrong tree” and she blocked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Defeated

By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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In the eye of the beholder

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 19:00 - Israel - Jerusalem

Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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You deserved it 34 571

By WeightAMinute - 09/07/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 892

imonfml_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:05

im sorry, but this is just really stupid. obviously you can find someone better who can appreciate that you lost 50lbs

PityFool 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:06

Sorry, dude, but if you'd not lost your weight, she probably would've said "I only dig thin guys."

Comments

sublime93 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 13:32

Idk, seems kinda weird that she would actually tell you that she only likes fat guys

IOwnedYou 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:05

Which means you`ve lost weight, get over her.

untalented1 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:08

why not ask her out when you knew she liked you? she could've been married by now (although unlikely). but, i agree with the others. don't gain weight again!

oxrox 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:53

Size doesn't matter unless it causes health problems.

plexico 3

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:46

Why would she call you "sexy" if her real preference was fatties? Is she saying that you'd be sexy for normal girls, but not plumpa humpas? Sounds similar to my story. My teenage dating years were ruined in part by braces. Three weeks before I was due to have them taken off, I met a girl who went on and on about how cute they were. She took my virginity the night we met. After I got the braces off? Not interested.

laomaostu 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:52

forget about her. she is using it as an excuse or she is stupid to like fat guy

freddyyy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:02

If you knew for a fact she used to like you, you should have gone for her four years ago. But don't gain the weight back just to impress her. As cliche as it sounds, if you're not happy with your own body, nobody will love you. :(

teiso_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:46

Eh, she's being shallow. Find someone who likes you for your personality.

xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:51

If you knew she liked you four years ago, then you should have asked her out. It's not like she would have said no. right? but, that being said, there are other fish in the sea, man. you've got confidence now, so go catch those fish! XDD

blueem2 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:20

YDI for being concieved by your parents. No one loves you fatty fat fat.

lilmisslovely13 15

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:01

uhhh the point is that he's not fat anymore. i get that you're trying to be funny, but you can't be if what you're saying is so totally stupid and doesn't make sense. so basically, don't try to be funny. cuz ur not.