Love: An attempt was made

An attempt was made

By Nofatforme - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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By Giden - 18/07/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML

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Skin deep

By John D - 01/08/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I saw a friend’s Instagram post. She's lost so much weight since the last time I saw her, so I slid in her DMs hoping to score a date. It was going quite well until I asked her out and she responded, “You’re only asking me out because I’m skinny now, right? You’re barking up the wrong tree” and she blocked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Defeated

By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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In the eye of the beholder

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 19:00 - Israel - Jerusalem

Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By WeightAMinute - 09/07/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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imonfml_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:05

im sorry, but this is just really stupid. obviously you can find someone better who can appreciate that you lost 50lbs

PityFool 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:06

Sorry, dude, but if you'd not lost your weight, she probably would've said "I only dig thin guys."

Comments

OP_here 0

Monday 7 September 2009 10:31

Why would she call you sexy then, if her idea of sexy is someone that's larger? I hope she was kidding and you guys got together. If not, congrats on losing 50 pounds :)

jdannyl 0

Monday 7 September 2009 12:14

Simple to resolve. Tell her you're still fat where it counts, then whip it out and hit her in the face with it. Problem solved

fmylife_hardcore 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:09

Automatic win. I love you now.

Anonymus7_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:31

yo same thing happened to me! it sucks man

alyssaanntyler 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:06

That's stupid. Why do you care so much? You seem like a confident person. If she was in your life 4 years ago, move on. It's been a while.

philosopher 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 6:10

Maybe she was saying it just to spite you... And unfortunately girls will make any excuse before telling you the truth, in the name of sparing your feelings.

Sugar_lipsXo 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 7:39

i agree with philosopher. she probably doesn't like you and used it as an excuse. congrats on losing the weight!!! :D

lilymoose 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:40

Personally i like guys with a little meat on their bones because i know that i'll never, no matter how big i get, will get bigger than them....and no i'm not a fat person lol.