Parents and Love: And I oop

And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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You deserved it 76 269

By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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You deserved it 37 128

youaresofucked 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:39

mothers shouldn't dress af if they're 17 all oveer agian. FY bf's L

Tucatz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:46

Let me guess- you were wearing a corduroy jumper with a floral print turtleneck, a headband, a small gold cross on a thin chain worn outside of the turtleneck and thick-soled slip-on shoes, right? The classic I-hate-sex look? Were you also carrying your bible so you could lead the prayers before the meal? Sounds like his mom just likes to dress up a bit. Judge not.

Comments

katherinebby17 28

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:33

its not your faught that his mom dresses like a hooker you were just speaking the truth

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:36

To the people who think the OP needs to be less judgmental, shut up. Seriously. Everyone does it. What the OP does need to learn, however, is that judging out loud is hardly a good idea.

Jessyca_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:01

She is probly trying to live her younger lives and that makes her feel good. :/ I mean getting older isn't waht anyone ever wants and she probly doesn't want to believe she is getting older. Its a way to make yourself feel younger...that is why soo many people do plastic surgery. Life is just like that now a days its kinna sad..you either go with the progam and try to fight aging or everyone will call you an old hag...its soo depressing...:(

scottie06 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:28

Judging from this boring and overused FML, I'm guessing the mother looked better than you.

Miss_Tyff 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:50

Hahaha Agreed #66.

oloochi 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:54

#61 and 63 are so right. all you guys that say she deserved are so stupid. If ur are old enough to drive, your mother shouldn't be dressing like a *****. I agree with the OP on this one...some people need to get some class. Besides, I'm sure you all judge people all the time. And she was inside of a car, so that's not really talking too loudly if it's just to your BF, dipshits...