Anything you want to tell us about your affair with a witch?

We used to spray our cats with water when they did that. I felt awful, but it worked, and better than them being electrocuted. I did hear from a friend after that wrapping tin foil around the parts they chew works? Could try that if kitty keeps doing it, or the citrus thing.

My dog ate my homework once. I had videotaped evidence. And this was back when videocameras were 15 pound shoulder mounted bricks. The hardest part of the whole operation was getting the alpo to stick to the pages. I got a B on that assignment just for the amount of work and dedication spent not turning it in.

Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. Also: screw your homework.

The cat I can see would be legit...but the gecko I am not sure about

The way you phrased that made me literally laugh out loud.

Thats okay. Last semester my kitten learned how to turn off my alarm clock. It was plugged into one of those extension cords with a switch where you can turn it on and off. Every time my alarm went off he just hit the power switch. My photography class got a good kick out of it.

I actually can't stop laughing you've made my evening :') sorry about your work though :(

That's when you take what's left of your work, pet hair is a plus, and hand it in. It's more believable that way.

Careful with the cat chewing through electricity cables, You could come home to a dead cat. ours used to do that, he chewed through about 5 of my husbands 50 dollar guitar cables before we decided to wrap them all in something he didn't like to chew.