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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
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Druu 53

"Oh, I'm sorry. sir. I didn't realize you were using the room. Did you need the box next?"

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PaulieXP 16

The real question is what was your boss doing in the closet?

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pjsr 32

Every construction site has Port-a-Potties, with toilet paper and often hand sanitizer. Wth would you think it's a good idea to go in a box?

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kirkaygri 18

OP said sudden urge... maybe they were 8 stories up and the portapotty is way too faraway to get to in an emergency? My father built hotels but I don't remember any stories like this one.

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Gwengreen 6

Today I watched one of my construction employees come into the room I was working in and promptly shit in a cardboard box. FML

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chessu 21

Look, it is a bit disgusting and you sorta deserved it, BUT I mean when diarrhoea hits, it HITS. I'm sure the box wasn't OPs first, second or third choice, but it was a better option that ******** their pants, so yeah FYL as well

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Gameoftheombosis 6

Probably diarrhea. If you were high up doing construction I could see this being a horrible situation.

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