Roommate, Social Media and Twitter: Annoyed

I see people complain about other people on Facebook all the time. I just assumed they complaining about fictional characters. I never thought they were whining about real people with real feelings.

Phallus_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:17

So what? I betcha do the same on your Twitter facebook and fmylife.com.

amsedel 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:19

LOL. dont worry about it.

WhatANoob 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:22

Wow..YDI for giving a shit..No big deal it's just twitter

Cartain 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:25

So now you're using FML to complain about her.

thekingjoe90 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:26

you should use your twitter to complain about her complaining about you on her twittre

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:36

Not to worry, people have suffered greater things in under a hundred and forty characters.

nicaraguan510 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:39

bkuz ur anoying fagget

Bitts 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:46

So? I did it to my roommate - time well spent.

maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:33

is the OP Bitts' roomate?

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Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

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Today, I loaded up a cart at work with all the things that take me the longest to stock, figuring I'd just get it over with. My manager decided to use that cart to time me and measure my efficiency. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

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Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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Today, my sister saw an empty bottle of squirty cream in my bedroom, and now her and my siblings keep teasing me about how I must have a really kinky sex life. Truth is, I ate the cream by myself with cake, chocolate and biscuits, because I was depressed about it actually being 2 years since I had sex. FML

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Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering, "You want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML

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