Roommate, Social Media and Twitter: Annoyed

Alright...so it's like reading her mind! If you really are being annoying, you can use her inner thoughts to help you be a better person. You could be the best friend ever!

SickSickSick7511 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:34

It's only a matter of time before this happens with the Shh Don't Tell Steve page.

Hoshimoto89 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:36

My roommate stares at me at night! Not that bad

539533 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:50

hahahahahah, thtsfunny

WhatDidYouSay0 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:52

just stop giving her stuff to complain about

pyromcr 3

Monday 1 February 2010 4:59

well then you suck

slushpuppy123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:37

Well you just used FML to complain about her so I don't see the issue.

slushpuppy123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:41

Look on the bright side, at least she can fit how much she hates you into only 140 characters!

BoW2Me 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:42

Anyone else think this doesn't deserve to be considered an fml? I mean cmon now.

little_bit_crazy 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:54

is she making up the stuff she is complaining about? or is it true?.....are you complaining about her complaining?..

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