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Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know?" The sole of your foot has a photoreceptive surface that scanned the stinger for structural integri— "It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML" Ah, that makes sense too.

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WCARlover 34

Well, on the bright side it would appear that you found that epipen

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Hammeredup 11

I had the exact same situation, I hope you're alright OP!

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OverFlash 15

Well that's what you get for spilling your milkshake on your foot

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xbaconator9000x 16

Been there friend. Sucks.

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IorvethTheXolo 8

Fortunately, I am not allergic to bees, but that is how I got my first bee sting as a kid. A dead bee was wedged stinger up between the planks of wood our playground equipment was made of and I was coming out of the tube that connected two parts of it and put my hand right down on the dead bee. I'm sorry you are allergic to bees. Here's to hoping you can avoid being stung in the future.

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ogs_fml 6

One of the reasons humans invented footwear I guess.

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