By ZombieGirl - 11/08/2015 07:43 - United States - Tampa

Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

Return the favor. Personally, I'd prefer roaring or moaning like your life depends on an ****** everytime you have sex. Get creative, OP. Either that or talk to them/landlord. They're both fine choices.

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Welshite 39

That's what I did when the new upstairs neighbor started blasting some tribal bongo ululating music at 5:30 in the morning for days in a row. Apparently that noise complaint irritated him because he switched to some sort of evangelical preaching and turned the volume all the way up. He got a second noise complaint for that too. Now he makes sure to stomp as loudly as possible as he walks over my bedroom at 4:30 a.m. Some people just live to annoy others.

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RealSuperSand 21

11, sounds like your fist needs to file a noise complaint with that douchecanoes face.

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JustinJK 21

11, I had to deal with that with a nextdoor neighbor. I just called the non emergency police number several times until they started giving them fines until they stopped. They were playing heavy metal until way too early in the morning.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Return the favor. Personally, I'd prefer roaring or moaning like your life depends on an ****** everytime you have sex. Get creative, OP. Either that or talk to them/landlord. They're both fine choices.

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spoo 24

Yell religiously all the while :) or ask your BF

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Murilirum 23

I vote the first option, but that's just me.

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SweetSociopathy 24

Treat your neighbors like children: keep them up all day so they'll sleep at night.

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bapbap_fml 15

Can't you complain to the landlord? That wouldn't be tolerating in any apartment I've lived in. I'm sure other residents would side with you, too.

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A07 48

Maybe try talking to them like adults before trying out all these suggestions above?

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FalloutScrolls 25

File a noise complaint with the landlord.

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LeavenSilva 27

I know this has been said already, but if the noise is that unbearable, I would file a complaint with the landlord Or you could just listen to their loud noises forever. Whichever you like best

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randomcritic 14

Tell the landlord, if he/she is anything like mine the problem will be solved immediately. If the neighbors are that wild and crazy it's probably not a good idea to talk to them directly. Explain the excessive noise politely and ask the landlord to look into it. Wait a day or so, and if it doesn't subside call the police. Whatever you do, don't make an enemy of them and continue to lead by example by being courteous yourself.

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