Birthday, Cake, Family and Miscellaneous: Anyone for cake?

Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 910

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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You deserved it 8 287

By really? - 13/04/2013 09:21 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 24 145

By LonnyLonnikins - 09/04/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 40 070

By MJensen - 10/05/2016 21:57 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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You deserved it 8 722

By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 013

I hate surprises

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. They shouted "Surprise!" as I walked into the room. In pure shock, I dropped the groceries I was holding, including a bottle of wine, which shattered. I spent the first 10 or so minutes of my party cleaning red wine and glass off the floor. FML

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You deserved it 96

Kinda sweet

By cakegirl - 26/05/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML

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You deserved it 3 815

By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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You deserved it 705

Escapist28 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:11

I realize that the embarrassing part is that everyone saw you, but at least they know that it was an accident

magichateball 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:28

great to know her family and friends are lazy douchebags that couldnt help you get stuff in the house. FYL

Comments

pittsports87 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:59

YDI for not tying the balloons to something and being a clumsy

drano 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:04

everyone should reply to #1 so the trolls don't to the top

kewlcat 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:04

OMG LAWL I REPLIED TO THE FIRST COMMENT.

porp1 4

Monday 10 August 2009 2:37

replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! replied!!! ok, thats enough from me :[)

kewlcat 0

Monday 10 August 2009 3:40

how did #2 reply to the top before #3... look at the times.. 2 minutes apart/

SubAtomicBeauty 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 13:27

I like how the OP specified 'their' family and friends, whilst referring to her mother's party. One would assume that her mom's family would be hers as well. Huh.