Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake....

By MJensen - 10/05/2016 21:57 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML

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Caked out

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML

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Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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The cake was not a lie.

By Alex Knight - 07/11/2017 19:00

Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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Eventful day

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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sunflower_seal 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:32

It's the thought that counts. Lol demolished cake , as long as uncontaminated, is still yummy. Just grab forks and dig in.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:18

Been there. It always sucks when those things happen. Seems like it's always when you really want something to stay nice that it ends up getting messed up. Sorry to hear the rule applied in your case, too, OP. Hopefully your boyfriend still appreciated the thought.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:18

Sxylilhalfpint 20

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:29

what's the problem? Get a Lil creative and let him lick it off you.

tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 11 May 2016 15:32

Exactly, OP's boyfriend just comes home to the OP covered in cake and a good time is had by all.

sunflower_seal 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:32

It's the thought that counts. Lol demolished cake , as long as uncontaminated, is still yummy. Just grab forks and dig in.

HereNReady 13

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:49

Is he supposed to eat it off her butt? Lol

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 11 May 2016 14:30

He might enjoy that #6

Ben_Dover831 19

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:34

Looks like you got dessert read for him. *wink wink*

cheshireau 26

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:35

It's the thought that counts and I'm sure he saw that. I bet he had a laugh when you told him the story.

thejonac 21

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:51

i'm sure your bf'll still appreciate it. you guys can sit down together and laugh about it while you eat

freddygasman 18

Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:41

well, one of you will be eating anyway.

Phantomsnake 10

Wednesday 11 May 2016 10:51

I feel sad for you cake..

noobsatin 19

Wednesday 11 May 2016 11:16

how did you miss the table and go straight to your bed?

delude 26

Thursday 12 May 2016 0:30

And how did you not see it when you were sitting down? I mean even if you were distracted I feel like a cake is hard to miss

mineller 24

Wednesday 11 May 2016 12:17

Træls

EsotericAura 25

Thursday 12 May 2016 15:59

For the people downvoting this comment: DEFINITION Træls Meaning that something is a mix of very irritation and the worst shit in the whole world. The day was træls because of the rain. Vejret er træls på grund af regnen.