By JustSom - 05/05/2015 02:03 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
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majesticprincess 19

Psh that's an easy fix. Start making them clean it and after a few times they'll be able to aim through a cheereo

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sdroze1389 31

throw a cherrio in the toilet and impulse will make him want to hit it. it's how I got my little cousin to aim.

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sonasonic 34

If someone half as young as him can aim, he should be ashamed of himself. He doesn't need a funnel, he needs some common sense. And potty training. Lots of it.

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tweetyzyaw 20

Maybe some potty training would be a good idea

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siggy_mcsigx 22

If they can't do it just make them sit down and go that way.

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sdroze1389 31

throw a cherrio in the toilet and impulse will make him want to hit it. it's how I got my little cousin to aim.

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ZombieVampirez 24

I was thinking that exact same thing. My mom did that for my brother. They have bullseye stickers now that you put in your toilet so guys can aim. Make it a game for them. Men love games

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sdroze1389 31

I read about an experiment they did in Switzerland where they took black light to a urinal line and figured some measurement of missed piss. they cleaned it then installed little porcelain flies in the backs and tested again, the aim increased by 95% lol

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ZombieVampirez 24

I bet after seeing how gross it really gets. It's not just from men. Women miss too. Especially drunk people.

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majesticprincess 19

Psh that's an easy fix. Start making them clean it and after a few times they'll be able to aim through a cheereo

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gm1beanzz 14

I actually might just try peeing through a cheerio.

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Jake42100 17

I dont understand how some people have trouble with this,Pissing all over the bathroom is really nasty...

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nider 19

I could never understand why some guys are hopeless at urinating in the toilet: if you stand over the toilet rather than away from it then any drips naturally fall into the bowl rather than on the floor.

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ZombieVampirez 24

If a guy sneezes while peeing it just becomes a hassle to keep it straight into the toilet. It goes everywhere.

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sdroze1389 31

Lol says you, I've mastered it and spent a few years pissing standing up now.

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ZombieVampirez 24

Well I don't have a penis so I don't really have to worry about aiming.

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Eyalsh 32

you can't sneeze while having a piss. your brain won't let it. your Brain says "STOP PISSING! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!" because your brain knows... you might blow your asshole out.

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zanoty 17

Idk about you but I definitely can

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Sandsh8rk 36

It took 14 years for your son to learn to aim while taking a piss? I thought this was common knowledge...

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bdsmslave 18

And THAT surprises you? Not the fact that it took his father double as long and he still hasn't mastered it?

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