Are you serious?

By ummno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 002
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Cairo_Sanchez 8

close the door and go back to bed, problem solved.

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ImThePope 2

Time to inform him you two are done?

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leeshxx 3

I feel sorry for his wife. you better hope She doesnt think you knew about her. things may get ugly. If I were you I would team up with the wife and cut the guys **** off with a blunt and rusty razor blade.

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TheBadger1 0

You need therapy, 51. Hardcore therapy.

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leeshxx 3

yeah tried that but I made the therapist run out of the room crying like a little bitch...

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allmidnighteyes 10

Is it wrong for that to turn me on? Probably not.

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MissBunny25 0

leeshxx is my hero. when I grow up I want to be just like her.

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leeshxx 3

midnight my pussy therapist probably would have said yes but that bitch was a pussy! nothing wrong with it at all! miss bunny your a cutie!

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reddwarf_fml 0

lmao........wow....did ya let him in?

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spartanfan68 0

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BellStarr90 0

What an ass I hope you slammed the door in his face!

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taelorrae011 0

I think maybe he was going to leave her anyways because he likes you better.maybe he had no where to go and you give him a safe place. I don't see this as such a bad situation.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Really, #63??? Thanks for letting us know how big of a looser you are.

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FreebirdIII 1

where do you live?

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fromthesuck 8

I agree. either you're way to young to even have a clear view of anything, or you're just plain stupid. Either way your in for a whole lot of drama in the coming years. enjoy being the door mat and the other girl

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rmbaker1993 0

maybe 63 is just tring to give some positive insight since everyone else on here is so pessimistic. it's not always bad to be a little optimistic/vulnerable.... plus maybe the guys wife was a phsyco path and he wanted a divorce but she wouldn't let him... you don't know the story

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shanatilly89 11

Dammit! I accidentally did thumbs down .. Ment to do thumbs up!

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allmidnighteyes 10

OP is actually a 4 year old boy, and was taking a nap in the middle of the day. His mom (a cheating husband in the dream) was dumb enough to lock herself out of the house, and was banging on the window desperately trying to wake him up.

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BellaGoBoom 6

FML reference ftw

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nisey3313 11

Lol I see what you did there

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Eorlas 31

his wife made a good choice, maybe you shoulda make the same one

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patriciadusud_fml 8

I would have kicked my husband too... but hoping deep in my heart that he will do something to save our marriage... , like moving to his parents or friends or hotel.... begging for pardon... Where is the hope if he moves directly to his mistress ? none...

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