By Druu - 22/06/2017 11:36
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Let me guess? Middle child?
That's OK. As far as I'm concerned, if Statlar and Waldof aren't in a box it ain't worth seeing.
Ouch! Feel the Burr-n! Get it? If you don't, maybe Hamilton isn't for you anyways.
OP here! I finally got an FML published -- wooo! [Gimme them badges! I should have two gold ones coming my way!] I'm the eldest child, and I already made plans to go fishing that night, so I wasn't really in contention anyway. (Though I would gladly have abandoned those plans if it didn't mean bailing on someone else.) As for which Hamilton, the REAL one on Broadway. :-P I did consider offering a bribe to either sister for their ticket, but I'm in NYC more often so I'd be more likely to have another opportunity to see it.
If you go to NYC, that's probably why she gave them to your sisters. I have to say you are greedy to want to take away a chance they may not get often compared to you. Selfish.
Thanks for the follow-up! Not sure what's up Mynxie's butt... I would totally fight my sibling for a ticket and I live way closer!
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You got it all wrong, your mom sent them away to spend quality time with you.
Let me guess? Middle child?