Love: Are you sure?

Are you sure?

By Anonymous - 22/12/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 02:46 - United States - Glasford

Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML

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By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

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By lovingpsychosis - 26/05/2011 07:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By UglyApparently - 05/10/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

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Phished

By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that I'm completely and utterly head over heels in love with a man who, as it turns out, doesn't actually exist. Thank you, the internet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By ohdang - 01/03/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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By names suck and so do I - 08/08/2013 12:54 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML

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Sinamoi 18

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:00

I don't know what he's talking about. Imaginary people are the best! They're always there with you, no matter what! I prefer to capture mine and use them for hard labor but whatever works for you I guess.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:19

Is the shrink real? A good way to determine would be to check your wallet and see if large amounts of money have gone missing.

Comments

cosmosis 12

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:57

Yes 24- because umustbeinsane

MrsPegg 45

Thursday 22 December 2011 13:22

I'd take that as a compliment. If your shrink thinks your significant other is literally too good to be true, then I'd say you're lucky to have found him (your soulmate)!

starwind3438 9

Thursday 22 December 2011 13:26

If the ass hole was going to be like that I would have walked out.

logiee_bearr 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 13:28

Awee poor OP :/

eyeIoveyou 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 13:34

is everything a figment of our imaginations? does anyone else ever think that this is all a dream? :'O

Chad_the_Brony 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 13:47

I don't understand how this is written. Can someone dumb it down for me? I imagine the shrink as a guy in his mid 50's, fat, balding, has a beard and with thick glasses on.

VoteForTaco 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 14:11

This FML is just your imagination :O

VoteForTaco 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 14:34

^ Why was it moderated ?

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 14:11

Should have said "yes I'm sure! Everyone knows Figment is a cute little lavender dragon with yellow horns!". Then waited for the reaction.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 22 December 2011 18:57

Makes me wonder how many would get the Disney reference.

angrynegro7 16

Thursday 22 December 2011 14:13

Sounds like you've got Dr. Phil as a therapist...

DocBastard 38

Thursday 22 December 2011 14:29

What kind of woman goes to a psychiatrist and shells out huge wads of cash to tell him all about how HAPPY she is? Isn't that the definition of insanity? I would just head to your local bar. Your bartender will give you very similar advice...AND your favourite drink.