As good a time as any

By stephanie - 28/09/2018 03:00

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Today, my husband tried to use his "grief" over his grandmother's death to manipulate me into giving him a blowjob. In the toilets. During the funeral. With his family only a few yards down the hall crying their eyes out. What an asshole I married. An absolute asshole. FML
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acmariner99 25

Well you could always blow some divorce papers his way.

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coolmike699 26

You can't ask for a funeral blumpkin, that's grounds for divorce.

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weazle 13

Manipulate? Really? Divorce him? Really? It’s a ******* people calm yourselves. He could have waited till later but it’s not the end of the world

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SneezyBear 27

I assume OP knows her husband, and I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. If she says he was manipulative about it rather than genuine, I'll take her word for it. There are definitely abusive people who would manipulate their partner in this way; it's not like it's an impossible scenario.

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Kingchips24 5

But you still did it right??

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Well I would take this as a sign that you dont give him enough blow jobs really dont see the big deal give the guy a ******** dont want to do it in the bathroom take it to the car. Married couples wonder why marriage is so bad and end up in divorce stop being uptight. Back when you were dating I bet he would of got that ******** but now your married and he is scum for asking.

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Tim Carver 9

you married him... it's not like he changed over night

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lexiloves 10

c'mon girl you should of sucked and swallowed. it's his Grandma. give your guy a break x

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Charles Ivy 5

sounds like you clearly don't do it enough and he is trying to find anyway possible to get one

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Rabite 28

Wtf is wrong with the people here who think husbands are entitled to get ******** from their wives?

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Aus Kriitika 5

It’s not that husbands are entitled to anything. It’s that in a healthy relationship if one wants to be pleasured the other one provides pleasure.

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Rabite 28

That's really not how "healthy relationships" work.

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1gullible_bugger 33

You're over racing a bit. All you had to do was tell him NO. I get that church was not the place, but your FML was a bit over the TOP.

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tounces7 27

This wasn't obvious at all until just now?

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