Asking for it

By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 17:00

Today, my crush and I were talking about hypothetical situations. I told her, "I love you hypothetically." She said, "I love me too." I even got rejected hypothetically. FML
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idris red 6

I'm really sorry for you

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tounces7 27

And that's when you realize your crush is a narcissist and run.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like your Gaydar blipped on a bogey.

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idris red 6

I'm really sorry for you

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ojoRojo 27

She’s just not that into you. Time to move on!

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madragon 19

Leave her bro, stays as friends but move on

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tounces7 27

And that's when you realize your crush is a narcissist and run.

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vchan 20

That mostly sound like a normal response to a joking conversation. You told her you loved her « maybe », well she could turn the situation serious and say that she loved you too, but all the pressure would be on her..... in this situation i would have joked too if i wasn’t sure of you announcement (and you did say « hypothetically « )

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