Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 472
You deserved it 3 449

Same thing different taste

Top comments

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

awh. People can be so mean.

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

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Taylor_tot 0

Aww. They're just stupid ****** anyway. Not all chicks are like that. Being one of them, I can tell you. I'm sure getting herpes wasn't on your list of things to do that day so the bitch wasn't even worth the glance. I'm sorry, though. But a nice ass is very important. ;)

Aww. It's like that song. When you turned around, there's something that I realized.... you look better from behind, you look bet-ter from behiiiind...

That's horrible! I'm sorry that happened to you; people can be so rude :( All girls aren't like that though, hope you know that :)

I bet you anything those girls were all ******, and trust me, not all girls go for just looks. I bet whatever you lack on the outside you make up for on the inside :)

wow i'm naive, i was under the impression ass-lusting is only/primarily a guy thing...fyl man :/

I'm sure you're a really nice person. Don't let people like that ruin ur self-confidence. People who judge by looks are really stupid.

Insomniac420 0

gotta love a man with a nice ass

irishbeauty 0

ohmygosh that sucks, im sorry. at least you have a nice ass.

ahhh for you saying you aren't attractive, I am sure you are, your just being really hard on yourself, and I am sure there is gonna be a girl out there who will see you for your personality... and nice ass. :) You have to ignore scum bag bitches like those girls, who think they are all hot, and all that.

inferno_chick 0

there will always be people like that, and all that you can do is be grateful they showed their shallow side first. Needless to say that it's usually people themselves that see their worst. Others just make other people feel bad to make themselves feel better. Ignore those people. :)