Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 472
You deserved it 3 449

Same thing different taste

Top comments

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

awh. People can be so mean.

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

Comments

Aaww I'm so sorry! If it makes you feel any better I'm 16 and I've never had a boyfriend. It's not that I'm ugly, in fact alot of guys in my high school like me but they're all scared of my dad. I'm pretty much screwed until college.

steamship 0

you sound really adorable in writing! and id much rather have a guy who is smart and funny than one who is really attractive, cause those guys are usually shallow, cocky, and stupid.

ouch, those girls sound little stupid little tarts! anyone who intentionally says something so rude and bitchy is generally a dumb ****. Not all girls are mean, and a lot of pretty girls are nice its just the loudmouth ones tend to be a waste of time. you cant take it personally, they are just insecure and trying to make themselves feel big. As far as you being attractive, you probably are, most people feel insecure about their looks. you can be very attractive if you find your own unique style and let your personality shine thru. Genuine girls will go for a guy with a sense of humor and a kind heart. and that sounds like you my friend. and a nice ass is a definite bonus!

SVelasquez 0
fmlreaderr 0

#152, what's wrong with you? You probably think you're really cool... well, you're not. PS... 180, right on :)

thelonelylurker 0

At least you apparently have a nice butt. Good for you.

n42nate 0

Well you had to kinds expect it. You said yourself your not that attractive

Doesn't mean that they needed to further clarify that to op. That's just ******* rude.

n42nate 0

#125 are you high?! And even if you aren't you are such a sexist freak of unnature! Girls are not ANYTHING in general. Almost all of them are different. You probably live in a shack with your cat and clearly haven't had a girlfriend. But dude I had the same thing in general only the second sentence was '' haha just kidding''

What a bunch of arseholes. Who says that?