Asshat parking technique

By MadMax - 26/06/2013 20:49 - United States - Nashua

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 513
You deserved it 3 906

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Druu 53

His tires don't really need that air..

JoeGrant 12

Can't you get his plate number? I'm sure if you get that, as well as take a picture of the situation, you'll be able to prove he is liable and make him pay for any damages.

Comments

everton99 16

Bust the window, put it in neutral, and let whatever happens, happen.

You know you can call the cops and get his car towed. Plus check if he did any damage and if he did, you have your right to make him pay for them.

as much as i want to say damage the guys car i cant condone it i come from a family of bikers so i know how precious a bike now here is what you do 1. contact your local rcmp see if you can get a motorcycle cop lol it would be funny to see the douche bags face when a cop on a motorcyle is sitting by his car chances of him getting away with more then a fine slim to none then 2. look around you do you see any video cameras? take note of them and when the rcmp arrive ask them to pull the videos from the cameras 3. tell the rcmp you would like the car towed if possible to get your bike out also ask for a police file number and then contact ICBC 4.after and only after the tow truck have arrived and only if they agree head inside where ever you where give them the license plate of dickwad tell them the story and ask them to page him also ask them to have security escorct him out if they have security 5. while waiting for mr tool bag with the officer inspect the bike with the officer this is why having a motorcycle cop comes in handy they also know what to look for when it comes to damages 6.when the guy arrices calmly tell the cop that due to thw evidence you dound of damage on your bike (if youbtwo found any) you would like him brought up on charges 7. sit back and grin while he tried to explain to a motorcycle cop why he did what he did

He's in New Hampshire... pretty sure the RCMP's jurisdiction doesn't quite reach that far... but I like the rest of your ideas :)

RealtreeGirl23 9

Key into the side of his car "Hey douche, next time, find your own damn parking spot."

You should have written down his license plate number and filed a police report :)

Check for damages hell, make some damages. Keys are handy for that.

Time to slash some tires and bust some headlights...