He was trying to shoot you. Ever watch csi Miami, csi new York, crime scene investigation, criminal minds, etc?

Must of been one of them ol drunken stories

you must have appeared horny

There is a thing called hunter syndrome its were if you think a lot about deer you can basically mistake anything for a deer because your mind creates that image. I have had it multiple times and it is very dangerous

Must've been Van Pelt from Jumanji

If you were not in Canada I would apologize for my cousins boyfriend. (He hasn't caught a deer in awhile and might have trouble remembering what they look like.)

I wonder if they were related to a recent Vice President.

Should've gone to Specsavers

Stupid ass hunter. I hunt. And it's super tough to mistake a human for an animal. Unless you just see movement and shoot the movement. In that case it's twice as likely you're not shooting at what you want and could be potentially dangerous