Asshats

By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3

"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

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i2smart2trick 15

The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??

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thejedi08 10

was his name dick?

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aJaguarinRed 9

Hmmm, did you ask him what TYPE of hunter he is?

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GuitarGeek44 3

I don't think it's even legal to hunt from your porch. Also, why in the hell would a deer be orange and picking up garbage, while standing on it's hind legs?!

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ladysman95 2

I'm surprised this FML was rewritten to say "I'm a garbage man"

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KayKay463 0

Did you ever think maybe it wasn't an accident? There are some WEIRD people out there

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lizliz23 0

tht sucks, but more because u r a gabage truck driver, than cu u got shot

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swampbilly 5

Ever thought he just wanted to shoot at you??? A damn retard knows the diff between a garbage truck and a deer hahahA

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