Asshats

By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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rubyjames 3

"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

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i2smart2trick 15

The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??

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theonlylos 2

Maybe he thought you were an escaped con trying to get out of jail by jacking a dumptruck. Usually orange is for the cons

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GothicAngel95 16

Hunter was drunk but nonetheless I'm sorry OP

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sabb1228 0

Jag tycker synd om dig min vän. definitivt knulla ditt liv! XD

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momony_fml 0

You don't happen to work for the 'Big Buck Trash Co.' do ya ?

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hiddenpoet 0

U musta been driving through the Ontario boonies

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deadlyriot101 7

Mistake? Oh, yeah, right. Mistake.... (Damn I can't believe I missed)

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jaytee1994 9

I don't think no hunter was shooting at you. I think it was someone being a idiot.

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